And Then There Were Ten: 2008, The Quote-Unquote Comedy

And Then There Were Ten – in which our intrepid hero goes back and expands the Academy Award Best Picture nominations to ten nominations, and goes about filling those hypothetical slots. This time – it’s 2008. Check out the previous entries here.

Chapter 4: The Quote-Unquote Comedy (A Three-Way Throwdown)

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It Happened One Night (1934) – first Best Picture comedy (image: AV Club)

The “Comedy.” If you’re even reading this multi-post treatise of speculative Oscarology, then you’re probably already aware that comedies generally get little respect in this arena. Since the successful days of comedy/musicals in the 1950s, nominations are hard to come by and wins are harder still for comedies. 2008 is no slouch in this judgment, with zero comedies nominated for BP – the funniest of the bunch is probably Slumdog Millionaire, but one would be hard pressed to consider that a chuckle fest – aside from the poo scene – poo is funny.

In this self-celebration of seriousness, comedies are ranked as less significant than traditional dramas. Why do they get less love in this respect than their other genre compatriots? I don’t know yet – so, an analysis of the nomination statistics is in order. And later on, I’ll create my own Sadness Index to figure out a winner.

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Official Academy Awards Prediction: TJ Versus David

The official The Media By Us Oscar prediction showdown between TJ and David. Posted here for posterity, TJ and David talk through every single category for the February 26th ceremony:

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BEST SHORT: ANIMATED / LIVE ACTION / DOCUMENTARY

TJ: So, let’s start with the shorts. I’ve only seen one. But I’m picking it to win Best Animated Short. Piper was adorable.

David: Piper should be the leading candidate. It has also been awhile since Pixar has one in Best Animated Short – a lot of upsets.

TJ: And with Pixar not having a nomination in the feature category, this could be a decent secondary prize for the studio.

David: Poor Pixar. I hope the billions help. I have not seen nor will see any short for this year. So I’ll take your word.

TJ: It was good. I’ll watch them before the ceremony, I hope. I’m taking Joe’s Violin and Ennemis Interieurs for Doc Short and Live Action Short respectively. Those two categories seem a lot closer than Animated Short.

David: I like to go with the saddest sounding ones, not knowing a lot about them. Give me La Femme et la TGV (film), Blind Vasha (animated) and 4.1 Miles (doc) as some wild cards. Shorts are typically ballot bloodbaths – separating ties and declaring winners

TJ: Nice. I picked Joe’s Violin in hopes that it’s just 5 minutes of my old friend Joe holding a violin. I’d vote for that.

David: Joe seems like a good guy. Good for him.

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And Then There Were Ten: 2008, The Animated Exception

And Then There Were Ten – in which our intrepid hero goes back and expands the Academy Award Best Picture nominations to ten nominations, and goes about filling those hypothetical slots. This time – it’s 2008. Check out the previous entries here.

Chapter 3: The Pixar Touch of Gold (WALL*E)

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WALL*E, our unconventional hero (image: Pixar Wiki)

Since the days of Steamboat Willie to the CGI movies of today, very few films have received top recognition in a Best Picture nomination. But the medium has also changed considerably during this time period. It’s hard to imagine the complicated and super-sad Anomalisa up against the bright songs of The Land Before Time, also super-sad in its own right. There are the children’s singalongs, hand-drawn for Disney from yesteryear, and there are the emotionally-wrought, complex and funny character studies that Pixar makes today for Disney.

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Talkie Talk Ep. 3: Begin Again, Again

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The third episode of The Media By Us pan-media podcast, Talkie Talk.

In this episode, we have Chris, Brent, TJ and David discuss last week’s homework (Begin Again) go into their Watchlist/Playlist, before going into REWATCHABILITY! – why we rewatch movies and TV, and replay video games – and some media that are favorites in this respect to enjoy again and again and again, and again… and again.


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In Defense of…

​At themediabyus, we pride ourselves on our disagreements. These sticking points can be anything from an unforgivable preference for La La Land to Brent’s penchant for playing Skyrim (still) to Topher Grace. I tend to plant my flag in the ground more often than I should when it comes to preference in media. I am rarely lukewarm on a series and instead opt for blind advocacy. Continue reading “In Defense of…”

Talkie Talk Ep. 2: The Talkening (Movie: Subtitles)

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The official second episode of The Media By Us pan-media podcast, Talkie Talk.

In this episode, we have TJ, Brent, Chris and David discuss their Watchlist/Playlist, some quick SAG Award news (Winona loves pizza), before going into subtitled movie titles – Think Breakin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo and its ilk, through the beautiful majesty of some movie subtitle-related trivia quizzes and general colon discussion. Grammatical colons.

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Tobey Maguire Versus Topher Grace

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Some background: this comparison started mentally for me back in college, when my friend Pritesh asked if I wanted to see Win a Date with Tad Hamilton! playing on TV – he said it’s that movie with the Tobey Maguire lookalike. For those of you not acquainted with the quaint charm of WADWTH!, this romantic comedy stars Topher Grace as the Tobey Maguire lookalike. It made me wonder – was my friend comparing these two because they looked alike, or because their names looked alike? But more germane to this piece, who is just better?

There is no objective way to approach who is a better actor; so I thought, why not expand this subjectively to find out who is the better ultimate human being, utilizing arbitrary categories for comparison?

That’s right. It’s THE TOPH VS THE TOBE.

Physical Attributes

Topher Grace: white, skinny and a surprising 5’10¾” – a quick aside, the ultra specific 5’10¾” is the kind of height people who are actually 5’8” give. He’s a spry 38-year old and was born in NYC. East Coast.

Tobey Maguire: white, skinny and a just-about-right 5’8”. An elder 41-year old hailing from Santa Monica, California repping the West Coast.

Topher has the reach on Tobey, but this is for the best everything, not just the best in a fight. So we’ll call the first round of the East Coast / West Coast battle a draw.

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EDGE: Tie.

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8-Bit Halfwit: Baseball

8-Bit Halfwit is a series where Brent Blackwell, a longtime but not particularly skillful gamer, revisits NES games in order of their release. To see more in this series, click here.

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Details

Release Date: October 18, 1985
Genre: Sports / Baseball
GameFAQs rating: 2.68/5
GameFAQs difficulty level: Just Right
GameFAQs length: 4.6 hours
Background: Baseball was a key component of the NES’ early success, because it appealed to non-gamers at the time. While dad may not be interested in plumbers fighting turtles, he might be up for joining his kid for a game of the American Pastime. Baseball was a hit, and it’s remembered fondly by many for its role in launching the NES.

Game On

The first task of Baseball is to select your team. The choices? A, C, D, P, or Y, with the computer having already chosen R. I think these represent MLB teams on an unofficial basis, but I don’t know. This game came out in the mid-80’s, so I’ll take C, hoping that’s the Cardinals. I would guess the others are the Athletics, Dodgers, Phillies, and Yankees, but I don’t know.

Ok, it’s totally the Cardinals, made clear by the faithful jersey coloring of baby blue trimmed with bright Cardinal red. I’m playing R, a team wearing two shades of blue, so I’m guessing this is a digital rendering of the 1985 Fall Classic, the I-70 Series, Cards vs. Royals.

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R’s pitcher opens the game with a 45 mph eephus on the outside for ball one. My leadoff hitter grounds out, but the 2nd batter sneaks one through for a single. Batter #3 gets a single as well, but unfortunately, the AI for the runner, if there’s any at all, is so poor he gets thrown out at 2nd base. The cleanup hitter makes contact on a swinging bunt, and given that the R pitcher moves like an Ent, I imagine I should reach first. And indeed, the C runner does reach first before the R pitcher, but I’m called out anyway. This game is designed to make you hate baseball.

The bottom of the first goes poorly, but not without some highlights. My pitcher unleashes a 100 mph fastball that helps generate some strikes, including one punch-out. Unfortunately, it’s all undone when, with two runners on, a harmless ground ball towards the 1st baseman goes awry. With two outs in the inning, all I need is for the first baseman to pick up the ball and step on the bag. Unfortunately, the 1B doesn’t seem to respond in any way to my controls, so he moves immediately toward the bag without picking up the ball. This leaves the grounder as the responsibility of the covering 2B. From there, things get wacky.

The 2B, on his own path out of my control, as far as I can tell, seems to make a beeline for the ball instead of playing with any kind of anticipation. Naturally, the ball, despite moving slowly, rolls past the 2B into right field. The right fielder, meanwhile, for no discernible reason, has moved away from the right field foul line, moving himself out of position for getting to the ball. How is the ball fielded, you may wonder? Naturally, the second baseman chases* it into the corner.

*Chases = casually saunters

R has scored 3 runs against perhaps the worst defense ever placed on a baseball field, and yes, that includes the 1991 Ball Ground Chippewas, a team for which I was so terrible a defender, after making a routine catch in the outfield, the coaches literally had the ball taken out of the game so they could date it and use it as a trophy for me. This is not even remotely a joke.

The first inning ends on a bang-bang play, and team C is down 4-0. Good. I hate the Cardinals. As I take my turn to bat in the 2nd, I realize that despite not including mechanics for me to move my own defenders, I was somehow able to move around the batter’s box. For the 2nd, I’ll experiment with moving all the way up. This immediately pays off with 3 singles, loading the bases. I either can’t control the runners or haven’t figured out how. I line out for out number one, but then single into the gap, scoring only one run.

I had noticed this earlier, but the AI for the R pitcher is baffling, because he keeps attempting pickoff throws to first base. Mind you, I don’t have the foggiest idea how to steal, but if I did, I don’t think I’d do it WITH THE BASES LOADED. He throws over to first 3 times. They’ve included AI to make an already slow game unnecessarily slower.

After lining a 102 mph fastball down the opposite line, I figure out how to control baserunners, at least to an extent, pressing B while pointing at the desired base. I don’t know if there’s a retreating option, so I’ll be careful with that. But it worked out, scoring two on the bases loaded single. After tying things up 4-4 on another single, the inning ends with more bad baserunning – on a ground ball to the first baseman, he manages to first step on the base and then tag my runner who failed to do anything. He was standing still.

I hold R scoreless in the bottom of the 2nd, and decide to experiment more with the batter’s box in the 3rd, this time moving all the way to the catcher. After a groundout, I worry that this isn’t optimal, but on the second pitch of the inning, I hit a HR that seems to leave the stadium. Team C takes the lead! Maybe moving back is a good thing. The applause in this game inexplicably sounds like machine gun fire.

I will spare you the other gory details. I put 6 runs on the board, but the defensive miscues were massively insurmountable. Every time a single is laced into left field or right field, it first hits the wall and then lies waiting for my corner outfielders to go pick it up. You’ve heard of OF’s taking bad angles to the ball before, but that’s just a figure of speech in baseball. Usually the defender’s path is linear, and the worst ones are curved. In Baseball, they are indeed angles. RIGHT ANGLES. Every time, you must eschew the hypotenuse for the legs. It makes the game damn near unplayable.

In short, I lost, 17-6.

At the game’s conclusion, the scoreboard announced: “GAME SET”.  This isn’t a baseball term, but Japanese programmers might have imagined it to be. There is no fanfare. There’s just a moment of silence between you and the scoreboard. It’s JUST long enough for you to start to think about what you’ve done. The shame reaches the precipice of the edges of your fractured soul. As it’s about to overwhelm you, at that moment where all is about to be lost, it optimistically fires back to the start screen. One or two player game? I opt for zero and turn this abomination off.

This is not me:

Game Over

I appreciate that having a baseball game helped launch the NES, and the simple wonder of playing video baseball on your own TV set was probably enough. Otherwise, what a shit game. Unlike 10-Yard Fight, which had similar limitations but managed to be creative within them, there just wasn’t a way to make this entertaining or fun. There were enough features to at least make it potentially interesting – variable pitch speeds, checked swings, pickoffs, some decent animations, but it falls short of being anything I want to play again.

1.5/5

And Then There Were Ten: 2008, The Actors’ Showcase

And Then There Were Ten – in which our intrepid hero goes back and expands the Academy Award Best Picture nominations to ten nominations, and goes about filling those hypothetical slots. This time – it’s 2008 – the previous entry is The Dark Knight (Box Office Hero).

Chapter 2: Actors Acting for Acting Actors (Doubt)

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Streep, Amy, and Hoffman on their debut EP cover art (image: fanart.tv)

The Actors’ showcase is a great way for a film to get its foot in the Academy door. More than that, an actor-friendly film is an established pathway to not just multiple acting nominations, but typically a Best Picture nomination as well. The Academy has only about 6,000 members – nearly a fourth of the members are actors. It is not a stretch to posit that Academy members are capable and even pre-dispositioned to recognize its own department as the key to an exceptional film. Our beloved statistics bear this out as well.

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Talkie Talk Ep. 1 – Are You Ready For Some Football (Movies)?

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The second-slash-first episode of The Media By Us pan-media podcast, Talkie Talk.

In this episode, we have TJ, Brent, and David discuss their Watchlist/Playlist, some quick Oscar Nomination reactions before going into Football movies to celebrate Super Bowl week with some football-related trivia quizzes and general pigskin cinema discussion.

We rate this podcast…. a TEN! A TEN! A TEN!

Talkie Talk Episode 1


Intro – Watchlist/Playlist:
TJ13th, Life Animated, Kubo and the Two Strings, Inferno, Angels & Demons, How I Met Your Mother, Playing: Hearthstone
Brent13th, Cloud Atlas, Dallas Buyers Club, Hidden Figures, Watchmen, Playing: Skyrim, 10-Yard Fight (check out Brent’s great article)
DavidLife Animated, Kubo and the Two Strings, Hell or High Water, Captain Fantastic, Playing: Castlevania II: Simon’s Quest
Quick Hit: Oscar Nomination Reactions
Main Topic: Football Movies
Quizzes: Football Filmographies, Football Box-Office
General Discussion: Friday Night Lights (TV), The Replacements, Necessary Roughness, Little Giants, The Garbage Picking Field Goal Kicking Philadelphia Phenomenon (yes, really), Any Given Sunday, Rudy, Varsity Blues, Draft Day, Friday Night Lights (movie), Remember the Titans, Brian’s Song
Homework Follow-up: 99 Homes
New Homework Assignment: Tucker & Dale Vs Evil

(Slight warning: Some mild language)